What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:42

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?